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Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.
Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
Thomas the Turtle by hge13 December 22, 2010
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Thomas Tuchel 

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.
Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.
Thomas Tuchel by chelslegend February 19, 2021

Thom Yorke 

Amazingly talented guitarist, keyoboarist and vocalist. Frontman to in my opinion the most amazing band the World has ever seen: Radiohead.
"Whoa man look its Thom Yorke he is just totally N" "Everything in its right place"
Thom Yorke by Pauly G February 6, 2005

Thomas Slebew 

Thomas Slebew is pun name for Thomas Shelby from Netflix show Peaky Blinders.
"Who is he?"

"The ultimate sigma male, Thomas Slebew"
Thomas Slebew by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022
Its me. Im Thomas
Hi, my name is Thomas
Thomas by Phoenix1500 August 15, 2019

Thom Yorke 

Visionary of music and life, current times and current events. Genius, Moody (yet a genuinly nice man concerned for the world), and Gimpy-Eyed. Also lead singer/songwriter of the greatest band on the planet: Radiohead.
Man I wish I could be Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke by Bokonon June 29, 2003

Thomas Sanders 

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.
The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???