Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty

Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!

by Turniker June 09, 2025

Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.

"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"

by DB the man September 04, 2024

Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom

Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon

by Bowagek February 04, 2021

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips June 01, 2017