TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"

by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009

Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody

You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.

by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths

Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

He’s cool hates meatballs likes makkiah and acts a bit weird sometimes

Wow Tom likes makkiah

by Tom twaddle May 14, 2019

Tom

Tom is a kind and funny guy who shows that he loves to play shoe tag with the muppets at lunch, however, inside he does not feel like playing shoe tag... In fact, he believes that shoe tag is a fuck up of a game and a waste of time. Sitting on a 'no thot zone' bench most lunchtimes, Tom is the kind of guy you want to be. Tom does what he wants and no one can tell him what to do. Tom may or may not be a 'Fuffa' this is because you may find that your Tom is interested in kissing boys for fun sometimes, wearing dresses and having a pink toothbrush!!! The list could expand but I don't want to target any Tom in particular but instead, I want to aim this at all the Toms out there reading this right now. I hope they know for themselves that being named makes you an extraordinary guy. And having the courage to say to people "call me Tom' when your name is actually Thomas is just utterly respectable. This also links to the point that Tom always does what he wants and just doesn't give a fuck about the haters. Somersby's are a large part in his life and if you don't know what they are then you are truly a fuck up and a fake ass friend. Love ya TOMBAAAAA

Boy 1- "fuck there goes Tom shooting hoops from a weird angle again..... Why can't I be more like him :("

Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"

by shanfan69 May 27, 2019