Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

Terd Tamper

Slang for 'homosexual male'

John: Ryan Seacrest is such a terd tamper...

Frank: Yeah, he likes tamping terds in other fags butts with his dick because hes a gay homo!

by SlowlyBreakingGlass June 15, 2008

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin February 20, 2009

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015

Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard

“Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Terd tater

Poo in the trash can

Stop fucking throwing terd taters in the hows trash and wtf

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021