Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

sticker-fixer

A band-aid

I put a sticker-fixer on my paper cut

by Lashaeok July 31, 2017

Sticker-Bitch

An individual who displays their opinions, accomplishments (real or perceived), and travels in the form of stickers on all of their possessions. Usually a non-local outdoorsy wannabe.

That Miami sticker-bitch has ski stickers plastered all over their Crosstrek and Thule rack.

by Bokchoypanini November 18, 2022

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 16, 2017

Pot Sticker

Before, and even after flushing the toilet, a pot sticker is the shit that remains stuck to the inner toilet bowl after taking a messy, power shit.

Upon entering the stall at his local all you can eat buffet, Russ was horrified by the pot stickers in not only one, but all three stalls within the bathroom.

by Left Over Pot Sticker April 16, 2009

Crip Sticker

A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.

Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 14, 2010

pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).

"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."

by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007