the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it
by Nutella Spread May 21, 2015
Get the Nutella Spreadmug. 1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007
Get the bed spreadmug. When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
by Jako Kot April 22, 2008
Get the spread the mapmug. origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.
p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
by Mace May 5, 2006
Get the Spread that ASS!mug. verb.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
by Looger May 18, 2005
Get the spreading legendmug. phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.
When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.
by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022
Get the hips are spreadingmug. That vagina picture you get from a slut who places her index finger and middle finger inbetween her Pussy lips to reveal the clitoris.
by Coppers123 February 17, 2017
Get the Spread picmug.