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Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 20, 2020
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picasso

Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.
Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.
by luigiman12 November 6, 2007
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hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)
I gave her a hot Picasso.
by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018
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Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
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Picassoism

The act of drawing pepperoni very carefully.
I have Picassoism
by DANKBRUH420 February 18, 2020
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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
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