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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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Picassoism

The act of drawing pepperoni very carefully.
I have Picassoism
by DANKBRUH420 February 18, 2020
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Picasso (a girl)

Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.
"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"
by Urbandirty December 19, 2013
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Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020
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hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)
I gave her a hot Picasso.
by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018
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Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
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picasso

Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.
Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.
by luigiman12 November 6, 2007
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