Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.

Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010

Stank Patch

Stank Patch is a very smelly or dirty vagina.

I ain't going to munch on Becky's Rug, she has a real stank patch.

by P-Scrilla July 29, 2016

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010

patch

an area that is shady.

Bob-KCMO is so patch.
Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.

by caitlinm6000 June 23, 2007

Owen Patch

A smexy rich tall boy that always wears shorts.

Owen Patch is looking very snazzy today.

by Owen Patch Lover. January 7, 2012

cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

by Nick February 4, 2004