Jayden is so hot.
by Annonnymmouus February 01, 2017
He got one of the smallest meats in this planet. He is ugly as fuck and tall. He sucks at basketball and can't shoot threes. He gets also NO BITCHES AT ALL.
Jayden can't shoot three-pointers.
by REESELOVER January 04, 2019
by Yogurt sandwich October 24, 2018
by Paodkjwd March 11, 2018
Jayden is a depressing girl and very anti-social, she doesn’t really get along with other people because she has anxiety.
by Mehwannnnnnaeatnothomework March 25, 2019
A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022