Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

sweating your contract

To be really interested in someone.

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."

by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Winter Arc Contract

The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.

person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset

by nudedude47 September 28, 2024

blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Hebrew word-contraction

"Jew" as in, "Did you?"

Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019