The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 13, 2019

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

by Keijei August 14, 2007