Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
by Okayyy481 May 29, 2021
an crazy,weird,cute,fun, and a little insane person. She’s a girl who’s lazy yet athletic when wants to be. Boyish yet loves self care and hygiene. She really crazy , and cool once you get to know her.
by Basicallyaperson June 04, 2019
“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”
“Nah man that’s nasty”
“Nah man that’s nasty”
by friedrice the nasty guy March 02, 2023
While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline
Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate
by Dr.jbalvin May 06, 2024
While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline
These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro
by Dr.jbalvin May 06, 2024
El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"
by Young chode March 14, 2017