Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024

Welch

A person that forgets what they send on Snapchat right after sending it to someone.

I’m such a welch

by I WILL EAT UR CATS May 15, 2020

Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.

Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall

by BradyWelch January 4, 2022

Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline

Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017

Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline

These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016