touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005

the void

the place where birbs put their peets when it time for sleemp. keeps peets nice and warms

one peet tucked into the void

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

Filling the Void

1) Filling the void is a sexual practice in which a group of women form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other. AKA Feminine version of the masculine circle jerk
2) A comment which has no relevance or does not add substantive value to the conversation.

Is it possible that they were filling the void last night?
Dorothy Dixer questions during Question Time do nothing to progress policy discussions, they're merely filling the void.

by LexiConvictOry May 31, 2017

joe versus the volcano

When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."

by Albert V. October 10, 2008

The Vori

When one assists in making a booty call for a friend who feels their judgment is skewed or impaired due to factors such as alcohol, etc.

Kelly asked Vori if Seth should come over for a booty call since Kelly was too drunk to determine whether or not it was a good idea, thus creating the first assisted booty call which will be forever known as the Vori.

by Steve Monopolis January 22, 2007

The Von Stauffenberg

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

The voice of Olentangy

The voice of Olentangy is a legend, period. Although often know to many as just "The Voice" many people aspire to have the honor in holding this position for only one person may be THE VOICE OF OLENTANGY. Whomever may be the voice is said to have quite a positive future ahead of them with many opportunities that they will flourish at. Each year a new Voice is assigned to this honorable duty for the Braves, starting off with the very first Voice in the graduating class of 2011 Zack Molle. Although Molle prematurely lost his position to the more gifted Christopher M. Cousins of the 2012 graduating class he is still accredited with starting off this newly founded tradition. This is going to be a great title passed down for many years within The Olentangy High School. For incoming students into the journalism program remember to keep your eye on the prize, The Voice Of Olentangy.

Dumb Freshman: Wow, I really want to be The Voice of Olentangy like Zack Molle.
Smart Freshman: Not me! I'm going to be even better then him, they mise well call me the second Chris Cousins.

by thebettervoice March 20, 2011