turf burger

When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.

"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."

by K,A,H,J,K April 18, 2019

Turf Butter

"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.

The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!

by Katkaestner May 18, 2021

Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.

Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.

by Katkaestner April 22, 2021

surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.

Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!

by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Turf Thot

The football equivalent of a puck bunny

“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys”

by #1Turfthot October 10, 2019

turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.

When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.

by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010