Turf Butter

"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!
by Katkaestner May 18, 2021
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Turf Thot

“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys
by #1Turfthot October 10, 2019
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Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.
Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.
by Katkaestner April 22, 2021
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turf burger

When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.
"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."
by K,A,H,J,K April 18, 2019
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surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
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Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
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Turf ass

When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.
by Turf A January 12, 2023
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