Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!
by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009
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Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.
by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009
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sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets
He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.
by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009
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Master Of Puppets

The greatest Metallica song. From the "Master Of Puppets" album. James Hetfield says it's has many meanings. Most people say it's about drugs.
Metal head 1 - Master Of Puppets is the greatest song ever!
Metal head 2 - NO! Stairway to Heaven is!
by ZombiedDeath May 30, 2009
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Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.
"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."
by WeenMaster September 24, 2017
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cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.
My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.
by stonelotus June 9, 2009
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bitch puppet

A prison inmate that is of a low status and whos hind quater is the property of a higher ranked inmate
come here you little bitch puppet prepare to be boarded
by Bovine July 16, 2008
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