Nonce

A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general

No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!

by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020

Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

Nonce

A pedo in Speedo’s

Charlie key is a right nonce because he plays with 12 year olds

by MeetingWheel69 May 29, 2019

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

A guy who fucks 5 year old

The kid is walking down the road she feels a warm breath on her neck a man grabs her and puts her in his van and strips her naked...... the van shakes
He is a nonce

by I’m not 5 April 13, 2019