Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

Nonce

a boy who obsesses over younger girls

Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce

by Hajakaoaosodoso August 19, 2019

Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

nonce

Shannon Brigs

You are a "nonce" Logan Paul and Jake Paul and the rest of Vietnam

by Hanifreij95 January 7, 2020

Nonce

A pedo in Speedo’s

Charlie key is a right nonce because he plays with 12 year olds

by MeetingWheel69 May 29, 2019

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 5, 2020