butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.

Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.

by monkey spunkk December 07, 2010

Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.

coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.

by Muhmurphy February 11, 2008

fudge musketeer

A man that likes anal sex.

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"

by Fudge Musketeer August 02, 2006

The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

musket rammer

The act of taking chewing Tobacco out of you bottom lip placing on a woman's asshole and ramming it in with your penis

I would totally do a musket rammer to your sister

by Good luck with that December 08, 2014

Chedder Musket

The butt hole.

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.

by BigBrown June 17, 2020