mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

Mud possum

Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.

Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"

by The Kid Diddler January 11, 2023

mud doggin'

Müd(Daŵg-in) - verb (sport)

A recreational activity wherein one or more participants engage in driving through wet or muddy terrain, using mainly large off-road vehicles.

The sport version is played with 2 or more individuals/groups in competition to see which vehicle can be completely covered in mud.

"Hey, 'Bear'! Get ur 4x4 we're goin ' mud doggin'!"

by OpaqueIncandescence April 24, 2018

Mud whale

When you're doing her in the butt and finish inside her and then she bends back and lets out a moan while spraying it back out.

Argh, last night I encountered yee a great mud whale

by Dark22Wolf April 6, 2018

mud shark

A white woman (typically bleached-blonde, overweight and trashy)who almost exclusivly dates black men.

We don't stand a chance here Dude, this place is full of mud sharks.

by Lamont October 28, 2003

mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark gave birth to a mud skipper

by slicksal November 20, 2006

mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006