the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
by damchicka March 12, 2018

by JBaldwin January 10, 2006

by andybez June 22, 2006

(1.) The most beautiful town on earth. Tourists swarm here in the summer to admire this place. (2.) The best place along the shores of Lake Michigan (3.) The number one place to watch a sunset.
(1.) "Man, did you see that picture of all those tourists on the beach?"
"Yeah, must be a pic of Grand Haven."
(2.) "So I travelled to Milwaukee last week. It was nothing compared to Grand Haven."
(3.) I looked out and saw all of the colors of the rainbow on the sunset, and I remembered how great Grand Haven is.
"Yeah, must be a pic of Grand Haven."
(2.) "So I travelled to Milwaukee last week. It was nothing compared to Grand Haven."
(3.) I looked out and saw all of the colors of the rainbow on the sunset, and I remembered how great Grand Haven is.
by crazzy_beach_chicaa1166 December 21, 2010

by pseudonymous bach October 25, 2018

|hay-vin door-eat-toes|
Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.
There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.
To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.
These usually lead to benny havens.
Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.
There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.
To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.
These usually lead to benny havens.
Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!
by MrJARichard March 12, 2010

Best city in Connecticut. We're rich enough to wear our Coach bags, Diesel sneakers, and Ugg boots. Poor enough not to be snobs. We wear our seatbelts while we're driving 60 mph down the boulevard. We go downtown and drink our $5 cocktails every Thursday and Friday at terrible clubs like Gotham Citi and Elevate. We eat the best pizza in this entire country. And avoid Fair Haven at all costs. Everybody drives some type of Honda, and nobody gets pulled over for being a padiddle. And none of us will ever quit smoking cigarettes, no matter how much the governor wants us to pay for them.
by FREEZIE. November 12, 2009
