Hank the Pigeon

The mascot of the band "The Wonder Years". There's some meaning to Hank in the lyrics of the song "My Life as a Pigeon" from their album titled "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing":

"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"

Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.

Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?

Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.

by CoffeeEyes September 20, 2012

uncle hank

Uncle Hank (played by Stanley Herman) is a character in the movie 'Requiem for a Dream' who likes to partake in group activities such as watching drug-addicted women perform ass-to-ass.

Can be used IRL as an innocent sounding alibi:

You: I’m just going to help take Uncle Hank to the grocery store.
Girlfriend: I didn’t know you had an uncle...
*Proceed to ass-to-ass type activities*

Uncle Hank: ASS-TO-ASS!

by Big Tim/Little John September 22, 2010

Hank Green

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.

Someone: Hank Green, can I eat grass?
Hank: Eat grass... eat grass.

by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Hank's razor

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.

Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.

by SinginWes July 10, 2023

Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015