Backend Guzzler

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.

Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!

by David Letter Man February 26, 2019

Girth Guzzler

Big RED aka chief TT clapper

Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit

by ahafhadf;jhnad;fhdfhana May 18, 2023

russian guzzler

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.

Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.

by Sprunkle king February 01, 2017

Worm Guzzler

A girl who gives alot of head. Also known as a bobble head.

"That girl just gave me some head"

"She gave me head yesterday"

"Damn she a worm guzzler"

by MrsBritt07 December 11, 2008

Cuck Guzzler

A rare specimen known as “Glizzy God”.
He guzzles the dicks of cucks.

Glizzy God is a cuck guzzler.

by Cuck Guzzler October 16, 2020

cum guzzler

Usually a female, a slut perhaps, who gives many many blow jobs for free.

"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler

by Midge16 March 13, 2010

crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 09, 2008