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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024
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Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
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loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."
by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023
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Brooks' Gambit

Shitting in a public restroom with the door open for the erotic thrill
by badabingxyz April 20, 2025
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Gambit Player

Someone who plays Gambit in Destiny 2, Also known as a masochist.
Oh no, he is a Gambit Player. Quick Take the Heavy Ammo Away from Him!
by Gambit Player #5542 January 6, 2022
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Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.
Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!
by LightRemembered August 23, 2025
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