Erm

A sound used by people when you are collecting your thoughts to fill the void of a silent convo.

"Hi Tom, how long has it been since we last saw each other"
"Erm... like last night, tbf you were smashing back the shots"

by Fellowkids July 7, 2022

erm actually

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people

Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Erm, what the sigma?

A statement of confusion, coming from a man named Squidward.

"You're not fucking funny and you're corny…"
"Erm, what the sigma?"

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

erm what the sigma

It's the state of not believing that someone has rizzed you up

Lizzie:Hey...want me to edge you
Henry: erm what the sigma

by Youknowtherizzler April 27, 2024

Dirty Erm

A dirty erm is when a sharply dressed man will try to lure other closeted men into a wild homosexual orgy that wraps up with a cheeky reach-around for the top while vampiric music is in the background.

“Look at that guy wearing chrome hearts with Balenciaga, he is probably listens to playboi carti and looking for people to do a dirty erm.”

by Jamal Carson September 18, 2025

Erm, achtually?

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.

"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

by jasperlikeswords May 25, 2024

Erm what the sigma

Erm what the sigma is a skibiti way to edge

Erm what the Sigma!!!

by Sigmagat May 1, 2024