Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

blood contract

where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.

me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

Winter Arc Contract

The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.

person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset

by nudedude47 September 28, 2024

The contract was violated

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.

Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.

Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025