matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016

Richard Burton

British slang for curtains

damn look at the richard burtons in her parlor

by queen mariah September 25, 2016

Burton

Really shit town in Derbyshire with more nonces that children so they have to fight to the death. Also Andy Firbank lives there so watch out

“Where do you live?” “Fookin burton mate just got done for following some kids innit”

by Ehugh November 7, 2018

Brittany Nicole Burton

Beautiful soul and lost without desired purpose or destination

Brittany Nicole burton is going through a tough stage in her life.

by Lost but self aware to regain July 11, 2019

Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."

"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Burton

A brewery town in the Staffordshire, England. Boxer Fraser Clarke is a local.

I'm from burton.
Carling is brewed in burton.

by IzzaSparra September 1, 2019