futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

by brutalmilkshake1123 June 23, 2010

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

shit t face

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.

When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005