half-Jewish

A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.

This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.
by Mahus October 20, 2012
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Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
by M Smoov July 15, 2009
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Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013
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Jewish Supremacism

The belief, theory, or doctrine that the Jewish people are superior to all others and should retain control in all relationships.
not all jews believe in Jewish Supremacism
by spaceMan Marty July 28, 2007
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jewish barbecue

To burn down ones own home or building to collect insurance money
They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.
by HAshMAn September 4, 2014
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Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 7, 2011
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Jewish Lemonade

A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.
It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!
by SixSixSix April 18, 2006
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