What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

by Cockhead September 10, 2003

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.

... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

truck sauce

1. (noun) Delicious combination of hot sauce, mayonnaise and other secret ingredients that is used as a condiment on subs created by the Shortstop Deli in Ithaca, NY.

2. (adj) an act or thing that is of a high degree of excellence.

1. "Dude, you have to get truck sauce on that PMP sub".

2. "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?" "Yeah dude, he's the truck sauce".

by mp2009 February 5, 2009

truckroll

The cost of having a technician attend your house or workplace only to reveal that you did not have the device plugged in or the switch in the on position.

The TV was busted but when the repairman came out he discovered the TV was not plugged in. Of course he had to charge me the truckroll.

by harrison_biscuit March 25, 2009

Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.

Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.

by Intelligence001 September 16, 2022

Jingle Truck

Any cargo truck, primarily used in the Middle East and Asia, that has been adorned around the bottom with a large number of metal trinkets, usually hanging from small chains, that produce a jingling noise while the truck is driven.

"Did you just see that?"
"What?"
"That jingle truck almost ran into that cab."

by ZJL6 July 19, 2009