Teresa K, the most sexy bitch on earth. 72 years old, and she gets super powers. This motherfucker will drop you m8 if you dont answer her. She is a Proffesional Street Ni**a. She and her squad of ur grannys, will come and beat the SHIT out of you. GANG GANG. You dont mess with Teresa Kobździej AKA Most Gangster MaddaFakka of them all
by LIL PUMPKIN May 1, 2018
Get the Teresa Kobździejmug. No luck
by Tntweredynamite January 21, 2025
Get the Teresamug. Normally middle aged woman, typically hides behind internet posts to validate her own opinion of others' problems as an inconvenience or incorrect to her beliefs regardless of being remotely affected or educated on the subject. Aka "E-Karen"
Teresa posts on facebook complaining that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She links the city public transit route as a solution to transporting the handicapped. May or may not park on said ramp..
by Willingta September 26, 2022
Get the Teresamug. teresa means a strongly independent woman. she is very flirtatious and doesnt have no cut cards on how she feels toward you. she will love you with all her heart and get you anything you desire and long as she feels you deserve it.
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the teresamug. Teresa’s are strong hearted and very self reliant but it doesn’t mean they don’t have a kind heart they try there best to do everything right and even if they seem perfect to you they always pick apart the little things they do wrong but they love movies and shows if you want to watch things with a teresa you better be prepared because they love them and if you interrupt you better watch your back i love you grandma and will always miss you <3 /:
by Wowowowowow123 November 27, 2021
Get the teresamug. A Harry Potter fan who won’t miss a chance to “share” her ideas. She is funny, selfless and kind. Her glasses are as bright as her future unless she cleans them. She is also smart at times but has trouble with snarky comebacks. Overall she is a good friend who people appreciate to have around.
Shut up Teresa!!
Clean your damn glasses Teresa, they look like sunglasses!
Yeees, we know you like Harry Potter Teresa...
Clean your damn glasses Teresa, they look like sunglasses!
Yeees, we know you like Harry Potter Teresa...
by Miércoles Addams y Durú February 21, 2019
Get the Teresamug. Teresa is the reason evenings feel like lessons
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
sitting in the airport bus on the way to pick up mom, i thought of that day you came to pick me up from home, how tiring it must have been to find to bus and then get to the stop, you must have wandered, exhausted and then i got mad at you for texting s for directions, my narcissism has clouded my judgment of the past i could only see myself injured never you. the traffic is unbearable here, the ac doesn't work in this seat, i am staring at a family in a car outside, i always thought ill end up like that with you but now realise i would've never kept you happy, so you are perfect where you are now, i wish the every goodthing meant for me would rain on you instead and you get to make a dream family with him. this city is empty and it rots and holidays are only proof of it, i miss you, not you but the you thats dead, hows mrne is she in london still and still dating her bf and is your dad still printing money and travelling world with mom, hows krela, and how are you actually when the performance ends and the silence remembers you? do you ever think about me i hope not! i hope we both heal and i hope ahh..... just please take care
by marceline better than bonnibel October 6, 2025
Get the teresamug.