Don't even get me started! like those names tinky-winky? dipsy? laa-laa? po?😬 And those eyes blugh and just why the joy-stick looking things on their head triangle one IS WEIRD give this a thumbs up if you agree
by Payton_yourgirl June 18, 2022
Get the teletubbies mug.Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way.
Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.
While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"
Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.
First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.
Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;
Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.
Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.
Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.
Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.
Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.
Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.
Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.
While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"
Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.
First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.
Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;
Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.
Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.
Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.
Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.
Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.
Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.
Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
-EXAMPLES-
Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
--
Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|
--
Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #3: Its Not Your Hotel :|
--
Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!
--
Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
--
Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|
--
Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #3: Its Not Your Hotel :|
--
Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!
--
Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
by Dan' September 15, 2008
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Very similar to a turbo goth:
"Turbo Goth: A type of nu-goth or cyber goth that dances like a robot, wears cyberdog clothes and waves glowsticks."
The difference is that teletubby goths really jump shark with it so that they end up looking like something off 'Teletubbies' or 'In The Night Garden'.
"Turbo Goth: A type of nu-goth or cyber goth that dances like a robot, wears cyberdog clothes and waves glowsticks."
The difference is that teletubby goths really jump shark with it so that they end up looking like something off 'Teletubbies' or 'In The Night Garden'.
"My friend said he'd set me up with this cute turbo goth. Turns out she was a full on teletubby goth! Pretty girl but I felt like I was shagging Upsy Daisy from 'In The Night Garden."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
Get the Teletubby Goth mug.a form of torture for small children who grew up between the late 90s and the early 200s that consisted of said victims being forced to watch as creatures known as teletubbies that are no doubt the spawn of satan prance about the screen performing ritualistic behaviours
Freddie: did you the Teletubbies when you were little man?
Dan: Yeah, dude, they were creepy as fuck!
Freddie: Yeah, soooo creepy!
Dan: Yeah, dude, they were creepy as fuck!
Freddie: Yeah, soooo creepy!
by cartlyn98770 July 22, 2016
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Get the teletubbies mug.1. A British television program intended for very young children. Unfairly criticized by some adults who read hidden symbolism into the main characters' appearance, environment, and/or behavior. (Refuting such claims is beyond the scope of this web site, however.)
2. The title characters of this program: four characters with childlike faces, colorful unisex body-suits, and television screens on their bellies. All of the Teletubbies have a uniquely-shaped antenna growing from the top of their heads; these antennas glow whenever one of them receives a signal from the outside world (a short, live-action film starring children from various countries).
The rest of the show depicts Teletubbies acting like toddlers: sleeping and waking, exercising, playing outside, discovering strange objects. They also enjoy hugging each other, usually accompanied by their trademark phrase "Big hug!"
2. The title characters of this program: four characters with childlike faces, colorful unisex body-suits, and television screens on their bellies. All of the Teletubbies have a uniquely-shaped antenna growing from the top of their heads; these antennas glow whenever one of them receives a signal from the outside world (a short, live-action film starring children from various countries).
The rest of the show depicts Teletubbies acting like toddlers: sleeping and waking, exercising, playing outside, discovering strange objects. They also enjoy hugging each other, usually accompanied by their trademark phrase "Big hug!"
1. I've known people who were straight as arrows, never used recreational drugs, and didn't live with their children...but who still watched _Teletubbies_.
2. My friend's four-year-old daughter wore pajamas with pictures of the Teletubbies.
2. My friend's four-year-old daughter wore pajamas with pictures of the Teletubbies.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
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