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technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
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ancient technology

any piece of tech dated before 2012
-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"
by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.
by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018
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Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"
"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"
by user182737489 October 23, 2019
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black technology

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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Deistic Technology

Deistic Technology is a name used to refer to all technologies theorized, developed and created with the goal of search for extraphysical (spiritual) existence and life, such as for other technodeist and scientific deist goals.
"Deistic technology is going to become a requirement for start the scientific deist search for spiritual life and existence."

"The deistic technology idea shows that it's possible to put scientific deism in practice, even it would be necessary some years or even decades until the search for spiritual existence and life start."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
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