Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.

"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025