tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007

Tanner

The hottest, most awesome, sexiest man alive. Every women ever wants to fuck him, and there isn't a man on earth that doesn't want to be him. The End.

Britnei: Man, I wish Tanner was here so I could fuck him.
Stacy: Yeah, me too.

by 6969696969696969 January 10, 2009

Tanner Ray

A really weird hairy man with a super greasy poo-stache. Not to be mistaken for a Dingus, but similar

Gary: hey, look at that crazy man standing at the bus stop.

Bill: Yeah I see him, he's such a Tanner Ray

by tyman the man of the moon April 11, 2011

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003

Tanner

A Hot boy, loves sports, nice, funny, everyone wants to be him, he is one of the nicest person ever, and will not break a girls heart. Very strong and usually has an adorable dog or other animal.

" I wish I was Tanner."

by Baller_02 November 1, 2016

Tancredoism

n.

A blanket phrase or idea which defies all logic and reason, and appeals to the listener's cultural prejudices, ethnic bigotry and desire to violently lash out at foreigners.

Guy 1: Man, what was up with the killings at Vtech?
Guy 2: Well, the shooter was a Korean so firing off a few ICBMs at Seoul would solve our problems pretty quickly!
Guy 1: ...What the hell is with your constant tancredoisms?

by TwilightTraveller November 9, 2007

tanner

A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.

Tanners dick is huge dude. I wish i was him.

by ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ July 2, 2018