anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007

my table

oh noooo

my table: it's broken :(

by cloude <3 October 30, 2021

Nassau Coliseum Table

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.

My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.

by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009

Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.

“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”

by Constaqueef December 30, 2018