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talibanter

Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.
You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?

Someone: I dunno..

You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.

Someone: Talibanter!!
by Brett Longshaft May 30, 2011
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Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'
Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.
by To M Paine October 28, 2009
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talianna

Pretty joyful girl who loves red and music kind friendly and loving
Tally girl music talianna
by Gbvfcccc December 4, 2013
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Half-talian

Someone who is a half-blooded Italian, usually by the cause of a full-blooded Italian and someone of no Italian descent having a child.
Sean's mom and Erik's mom are both Italian, but their fathers are not. Therefore, they're only Half-talians.
by Sean Willard December 31, 2008
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mexo-talian

In simple words, Italian food prepared by Mexicans working at "Authenic" italian restaurants and pizzerias. Got damn I'm sorry but if I'm promised real good, real Italian as one restaurant here proclaims, thats what I want not some rubbery bullshit crappily pasted together according to a generic recipe.
Argh, mexo-talian food pisses me off. I just don't know where to get good pizza anymore and I live in Chicago...WTF
by Not Italian October 10, 2007
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taliban

to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.
While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.
by carole and RIch October 18, 2007
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The Taliban

The act of deficating on your parnters face while having sex and smiring it around then throwing recycled pubic hairs on the face of whom you smired the feces on thus representing a middle eastern man. WORKS BEST WHEN X-LAX IS INVOLVED.
I totally pulled the taliban on that girl last night.
by scrillanftk April 27, 2009
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