Tumbleweedaphobic

Fear of facebook tumbleweed

I am terrified that I will write something amusing or entertaining on facebook, and no one will reply!!! I really am tumbleweedaphobic..

by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011

Tumbleweed

One who seems to be doing nothing with his/her life.

Friend: Have you seen your sisters boyfriend?!

Me: Yeah... He's just one silly-ass tumbleweed..

by IHAVE11TOES April 5, 2013

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

tumbleweed

Slang for balls with a messy bush of pubes because of it's resemblance.

would any of you lovely ladies like to go down on my tumbleweed?

by mstrofobvious January 7, 2017

Tumbleweed'n

A giant tumbling (orgy that) rolls like thunder

I was at this amazing (orgy) last night and at the end, we all started tumbleweed'n

by Schmear_god June 20, 2017

Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

Tumbleweed

Someone who is always day-dreaming and apparently has no emotions :')

"Don't worry about it tumbleweed"

by -Datum February 4, 2019