Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

T-Bag

If a Human being only has one Hand. This is because of the series Prisonbreak because T-Bag only has one hand.

Daniel Raab aka T-Bag only has one hand and thats why we call him T-Bag. Lol fucking retard!

by Negerfut January 13, 2020

vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013