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Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.
Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.
by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010
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switchblade

n., a knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switch-blade".
He drew a switchblade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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swatch

Swatch means in general - to have a brief look.

Girls have been using that word lately as an expression for testing make up products. So, when someone buys some new make up, they swatch it - try it out, put on one time on their face, eyes, lips.

Usually that means, either they put some product directly on their face or they try out the colors on their wrists, hands. Then, take a photo of it and post it on blog or in Youtube video for others to see how that color stays on skin.
These are the the swatches of the Elf Beauty School Eye shadow I bought for $5.00.

I swatched almost all of these colors with a very thin base of Too Faced Shadow Insurance just so they’d stick better.
by alguna July 27, 2011
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sitchiation

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem
"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."
by tatpm May 6, 2008
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rat satchel

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.
When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.
by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007
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PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch

the best WIFI router you can get the min fridge you can get and the best toaster you can get
PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch are the best home appliances you can get
by NameSiren435547 January 19, 2021
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swich records

Tightest underground hip hop record label around.. promotin the fattest parties in SF..
by Alex Z April 18, 2003
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