Sweaty McChubbles

Sweaty McChubbles n.
A person who is often perspiring; usually out of his pits and most likely out of his man boobs. The regular Sweaty McChubbles come with a pair of man boobs larger than the average hooters employee. McChubbles are known for their distinctive jiggly nature. It is believed that every square inch of their bodies jiggle upon any type of movement, hence the scientific name "McChubbles".
Sweaty McChubbles is renowned for his chess playing ability
His victory usually comes when he uses his patented technique of eating all of the pieces, eating the chess board, and then, finally, eating the opponent.
Don't touch me Sweaty McChubbles!

"Hey is a giant Big Mac eating machine?"
"nah that's just Sweaty McChubbles."
by NUMBA 2 January 14, 2013
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Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!
by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010
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Sweaty balls

A commonly misheard lyric from the popular Panic! At the Disco song "L.A. Devotee"
"Sweaty balls under desert skies"
by Allisonmcflurry December 22, 2016
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Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."
"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"
by Sex Engineers October 04, 2017
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Sweaty Pit

Someone who does not use anti-perspirant. often puts arms in the air and reveals large arm pit stains.
Greg: What class do you have now?
Bobbi: Mrs. Robbins
Greg: Jeez, what a Sweaty Pit! Didn't anybody ever teach her how to apply anti-persperiant?
by Bobbi Jayyy March 29, 2009
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Sweaty Bastard

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
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by PWride January 07, 2012
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sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete
That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete
by Tex biggin March 28, 2020
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