swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 02, 2021
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pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025
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SWAB

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.
by MarkCody January 21, 2024
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swabs

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.
that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!
by g-ring March 27, 2007
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Swab

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.
by Spaxems January 31, 2020
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