by lovernotafighter1111111111111 May 25, 2011
Get the suicidemug. by jamie herring May 15, 2008
Get the suicidemug. something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
by loserh8r December 10, 2008
Get the suicidemug. THIS CAN BE A LITTLE BIT LONG BUT PLZ SHARE AND READ IT:
it's the most useless thing that can happen to you
fr tho u think that's the only way to escape problems but why not trying to solve problems
if u have ever thought of it please find some help or call 911 just please don't do it and know that Killing yourself physically can hurt lots of people mentally
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. What ever your going through isn't forever. Remeber that and stay strong
it's the most useless thing that can happen to you
fr tho u think that's the only way to escape problems but why not trying to solve problems
if u have ever thought of it please find some help or call 911 just please don't do it and know that Killing yourself physically can hurt lots of people mentally
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. What ever your going through isn't forever. Remeber that and stay strong
by exactlysir December 30, 2019
Get the suicidemug. Sheena-
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"
Xander-
"-sigh- Suicide"
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"
Xander-
"-sigh- Suicide"
by AndyRami March 31, 2010
Get the suicidemug. A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore
by summerwind May 16, 2007
Get the suicidemug. the one and only wrong answer to past.present.future actons
questions
mistakes
relief or selfishness
an age old question based more on accual attempt not circumstances
i say selfish desire
and temperary relief...
hell?
questions
mistakes
relief or selfishness
an age old question based more on accual attempt not circumstances
i say selfish desire
and temperary relief...
hell?
by honest.emo.answer October 13, 2006
Get the suicidemug.