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submarine drunk

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.
I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.
by MarcDemo June 12, 2018
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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.
by D Kep November 25, 2016
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toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.
Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!
by ed! June 10, 2014
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The Yellow Submarine

The act of urinating directly into a girl's butthole. In many countries completing this act is the first step into manhood.
So I was buttfucking this chick last night and really had to piss, so I just gave her The Yellow Submarine. It was really messy but totally worth it.
by Slam Jr. December 17, 2008
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russian submarine

The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).
"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."
by Seymoure Assholes April 6, 2007
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Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011
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Velcro Submarine

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.
"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"
by tlmal89 September 21, 2011
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