"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

Stuttering

The definition of stutter is when people name Ian make hesitation nosies and Autistic pauses

Stuttering is a major problem in Ian life, it sound like autistic hyenas

by Willlwsx July 26, 2021

Nutter Butter Stutters

When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.

Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025