stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

Stonks

Stonks=gud cash money

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 5, 2021

Dang stonks

When your mom doesn't know how the use the words "dang" and "stonks"

Your mom: that is dang stonks!
You: wth

by TP>LD September 22, 2021

Stonking

The definition stonking means I love your dog

I stonking you

by Kofing July 16, 2021

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

Stonks

The ammunition used in mortar cannons.

Sergeant prepare to fire service stonks.

by {C} April 1, 2020

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022