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Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.
We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!
by AHor4U November 20, 2011
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stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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Cherry Stirring

to finger a girl while she's on her period.
One time this drunk girl didn't tell me she was on her period when we were hooking up, I didn't care so I started cherry stirring her.
by medusaaf July 17, 2015
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stir the plot

Causing or exacerbating a problem or causing "drama"
James dont stir the plot.
James stop stiring the plot.
by Jk5002 February 28, 2021
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cold stir

A method of preparing a syringe of heroin, cocaine, or other water soluble, injectable substances. The cold stir utilizes not flame or heat to “cook” the shot. This is typically utilized in areas where powdered heroin (as opposed to tar) is readily accessible and the application of heat is not needed.
Did you have to cook it? Nah bruh, cold stir - down the hatch, Sheriff of Noddingham mode.
by Magic Mike & The Big D July 21, 2022
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Stirring the mustard

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.
by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018
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Stir Fry

The act of taking two chopsticks and inserting them into a girl's vagina, and then moving them around as if to stir veggies on a wok.
Girl 1: Agh, my cooche still hurts from last night.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: My boyfriend experimented stir fry on me last night.
by banjo007 May 14, 2010
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