Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Ditch sheash

Being a serious ditch hoh ya sheash

He acted like a serious ditch sheash

by Mano mano mano December 12, 2021

steamhouse brew

The act of drinking a VERY cold beer while taking a VERY hot shower.

The secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. The small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.

Few have found anything better that didn't involve a sex act.

It was kind of a luke warm day, so to even it out, I had a steamhouse brew

by P.T. June 12, 2005

stash taha

a short prick that finds male midgets sexually atractive and thinks that girls are yuckky n have cutties

look at that stash taha, what a fag!!!!!!

by demon carter December 7, 2010

half stash

that quasi-mustache frequently worn by boys going through puberty or those of mexican descent. Not exactly a mustache but not not a mustache. More like dark hair on the upper lip. Creepy dark hair.

"Dude sarah thinks JJ is hot"
"Gross dude he's rockin a half stash"

by CoCaLiss December 9, 2008

Ack Stash

An acne mustache; having acne on one's upper lip.

Guy: Have you kissed Jessica yet?
Boyfriend: Hell no... Have you seen her ack stash?
Guy: Oh... Gross.

by Jaja A January 10, 2009