Status tweet 

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

Status tweet by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

status worthy 

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

status worthy by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

status baiting 

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

status baiting by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

status poser by SSang October 25, 2014

Status hoe

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.

Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.

Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.

Status hoe by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019

status killer 

A less popular person commenting on somebody's status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status.

Keith: My status was going awesome then Donald commented on it

Bernard: he is such a status killer

status killer by diago carl sanchezzio October 15, 2009

Status Slut 

A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.

Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)

Status Slut by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009