squonk

adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.

That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.

by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008

Squoze

The Correct past tense of the word Squeeze.

Ricky said he doesnt like his head squoze, like its marmite or something

by Tattoo Stan December 16, 2010

Squoof

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

squorp

squorp (skworp) NOUN. The squishing, bubbling sound of a boot pulled from a mudhole.

"Every few seconds the sow would shudder and 'squorp,' out would pop another piglet like a melon seed.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

squog

A guy who looks like a squrriel, but acts like a dog.

That dude looks like a squog.

by sendy123 January 7, 2012

Squoze

The logical sounding past tense of squeeze. Instead of adding "ed" to the word squeeze to signify the action in past tense, squoze can be substituted.
Another word in which we do this is shook. We do not say, "The Nanny shaked the baby", we say she shook the baby.

Lenny didn't mean to kill the rabbit when he was squeezing it. He simply squoze the rabbit to hard.

by ariesram11 September 15, 2004

squoze

The past tense of squeezed, made popular by Bert McCracken of The Used in the song 'All That I've Got'. Though this word is incorrect as most say, it can be used instead of putting 'ed' at the end of 'squueze'. To put it simply, 'squoze' is a simpler form.

"...I squoze so hard, I stopped your heart from beating..."

by Wild-Eyed Joker April 14, 2006