squiblings

The Squiblings are four siblings that are awesome, squishy and fucking odd. They all have completely different personalities individually but when they are together, their in sync amazingness can be mistaken for one almighty being. The Squiblings use their own secret language to communicate feelings that the English language has no words for.

Person A: "Look at those four squishy siblings having the good times over there."

Person B: "I can't understand a thing they are saying."

Person A: "No one ever does or ever will. They are the Squiblings"

Person B: "Ok."

by Floobpoob November 1, 2017

Squaping

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.

"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"

by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017

red river slurping

when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.

by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006

sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva

The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!

by diegest March 18, 2003

squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.

Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)

by entity2501 March 7, 2008

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009